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  • #31
    There was once a man named Pat,
    Who loved to puff on a big old Tat.
    His wife was a bitch,
    She said, "that smell makes my nose itch"
    He warned "quiet, before I get up and teach you a lesson, im serious woman, im sick of it, I work all day and I come home and have to put up with your whinging and whining and..."

    Oh wait, kinda trailed of there, sorry :P

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    • #32
      LOL. Nice one Neilini, reminds me of the recent Edinburgh Herf.
      "Keep your eyes peeled, your arse up, head down, and your ear to the gound" WHISKY77

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      • #33
        Originally posted by MarkSDMF View Post
        There was once a man named Pat,
        Who loved to puff on a big old Tat.
        His wife was a bitch,
        She said, "that smell makes my nose itch"
        He warned "quiet, before I get up and teach you a lesson, im serious woman, im sick of it, I work all day and I come home and have to put up with your whinging and whining and..."

        Oh wait, kinda trailed of there, sorry :P


        Excellent!
        No man has the right to fix the boundary of a nation.
        No man has the right to say to his country, "Thus far shalt thou go and no further."

        CS Parnell



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        • #34
          I tried all day with my lighter
          The puro it got so much tighter
          I puffed & I blew
          but something I knew
          Torcedore, you evil old blighter!

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          • #35
            There once was a bandit named 'Coro'
            Who said 'I'll be back' on the 'morrow'
            He gathered his 'Clan' and the journey began
            and the forums fell silent with sorrow.

            Then one day he returned
            To share what he'd learned
            Of mystery and life and trouble and strife
            and losing blue balls to his wife.

            Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
            Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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            • #36
              There once was a bandit named 'Coro'
              Who said 'I'll be back' on the 'morrow'
              He gathered his 'Clan' and the journey began
              and the forums fell silent with sorrow.

              Then one day he returned
              To share what he'd learned
              Of mystery and life and trouble and strife
              and losing blue balls to his wife.
              After his wife saw his big smiley
              She declared "God Almighty!"
              she thought she might sleep, without a peep
              but was sorely disappointed all nighty. LMAO
              What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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              • #37
                The 'Cat' & the 'Nub' went out to play,
                The 'Cat' said to 'Nub' it's Cubans all day
                The 'Nub' for a laugh
                Cut a Magnum in half
                saying "Don't call me Shorty - Okay!

                apologies to any intended victims!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Puff Scotty View Post
                  The 'Cat' & the 'Nub' went out to play,
                  The 'Cat' said to 'Nub' it's Cubans all day
                  The 'Nub' for a laugh
                  Cut a Magnum in half
                  saying "Don't call me Shorty - Okay!

                  apologies to any intended victims!
                  Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                  Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by El Catador View Post
                    There once was a bandit named 'Coro'
                    Who said 'I'll be back' on the 'morrow'
                    He gathered his 'Clan' and the journey began
                    and the forums fell silent with sorrow.

                    Then one day he returned
                    To share what he'd learned
                    Of mystery and life and trouble and strife
                    and losing blue balls to his wife.


                    Whisk wants a Limerick you patched-up twit .... not rappers couplets!

                    5 lines .... like this.

                    A silly young Seik from Lahore
                    Bred beetles in his humidor
                    Mitch save me, he cried
                    When he looked inside
                    Finding dust and puro's no more.
                    If you want to, you can.
                    And, if you can, you must!

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                    • #40
                      Sorry Tippex, I too have failed.
                      not rappers couplets
                      I'm not down with the linguistic brothers. LMAO I spose I just aint got the shizzle.

                      I suppose I should be corrected,
                      for the humor poorly injected.
                      I tried to be funny,
                      but came off a bit runny
                      I assume my talents are infected.
                      What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by tippexx View Post
                        Whisk wants a Limerick you patched-up twit .... not rappers couplets!
                        Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                        Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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                        • #42
                          To the guys on the Forum I'd say
                          Australia not raining g'day
                          poor Waz got no shizzle
                          stands out in the drizzle
                          yet smoked his Cohiba half way....

                          Yo Waz, what's Shizzle, can I get some?

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                          • #43


                            Umm... I have no idea what you people are talking about.
                            Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                            Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Puff Scotty View Post
                              To the guys on the Forum I'd say
                              Australia not raining g'day
                              poor Waz got no shizzle
                              stands out in the drizzle
                              yet smoked his Cohiba half way....

                              Yo Waz, what's Shizzle, can I get some?
                              ROTFLMAO. I wouldnt have a friggin clue what "Shizzle" is as I'm not black american and I dont wear my pants around my knees.

                              N.B. Even my wife smokes Cohibas more than half way. We dont listen to Davidoff.
                              What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by El Catador View Post


                                Umm... I have no idea what you people are talking about.
                                Funny anecdote El Cat, no customers are allowed in my shop with a cap on backwards. Turn it around or I dont want your money. A cap backwards tells me they have undergone at least a partial lobotomy.
                                What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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