Upmann Competition.

[daverave999]

You used to smoke cigars in your local
With a whisky and some mates who were vocal
Since passing a law, that you can't any more
Those pubs have ended up teetotal...

[Puff Scotty]

Whoops Total Balls Up !

Whisky was the 'Moddies' first name
'77' to us new to the game
"One entry only" he said
"Get that through your thick head"
This 'Newbie' feels nothing but shame

Plese note my entries were only motivated by lust & greed, no altruistic intentions at all....

[Lionhound]

Well here goes.

A young Thai girl called Mina
Claimed to fire ping pong balls from her vagina.
I just sat there smoking
Thinking she must be joking
Till one bounced off my Vegas Robaina.

I'll get me coat!

[moidoid]

Ha Ha Ha very good Rab!

[whisky77]

The winner.

For the love of a Cuban Cigar
Whether home, in the office or car
You set it on fire
And smoke with desire
Till your fingers are burnt to a char.

D

This is the one which I enjoyed the most and sums up what cigar smoking is all about IMO.This is the winning entry.

PM me your address Dewmidorm and I will get your Upmanns posted.

Thanks to everyone who entered the comp and took the time to put something together.

[Aussiewaz]

Well here goes.

A young Thai girl called Mina
Claimed to fire ping pong balls from her vagina.
I just sat there smoking
Thinking she must be joking
Till one bounced off my Vegas Robaina.

I'll get me coat!

ROTFLMAO.

[Seriesteve]

Congrats Drew,
And thanks for another great UKCF compo Whisky
Ss

[tippexx]

Well won Drew. Congrats matey.

Nice comp Whisk. Excellent prize!

[Drewmidorn]

Thanks guys, I think this has been a great competition. Like the photo competition it's been really fun checking in to see everyone's entries. It's been a really good giggle.

And it's given me an idea for another competition.........!

[Pilot]

Congrats Drew - well done, indeed .

And thanks, to whisky77!

[Lionhound]

Congrats Drew, a worthy winner.

[Aussiewaz]

Thanks guys, I think this has been a great competition. Like the photo competition it's been really fun checking in to see everyone's entries. It's been a really good giggle.

And it's given me an idea for another competition.........!

OMG! Your as bad as me on other forums. Fun it is.

[Puff Scotty]

Congrat's Drew, well worthy winner, but I'll never light a 'vegas robaina' again without grinning like a fool.

[Pandyboy]

Well done old bean!

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[Drewmidorn]

I'd mentioned this to a couple of (non cigary) palls. They replied in a typical fashion.

For the love of a Cuban Cigar
I'd journey exceedingly far
To Cuba itself
Or just to the shelf
Next to Benson and Hedges in Spar

and

A cigar's just an overpriced fag
Made for arty types who like to brag
They're harder to light
And most taste like shite
Get back on the Marlbro', you slag

Who needs friends eh? lol