Upmann Competition.

[whisky77]

Competition is to win the LCDH H.Upmann Mag 46 and Mag 50 presentation.

All you have to do is construct a cigar related Limerick.

Competition closes on 29th. Only one entry each.

My decision is final. Best of luck.

I am sure everyone knows that a Limerick is a five line poem, here is an example:

There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
He awoke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
And found that his dream had come true!

[Boss Hog]

There once was a man called Mike
Who tried to sell things that we like
It got out of hand,
And then he got banned,
All for a box split and behike!

[rokkitsci]

I'm a member of UKCF.
The blokes here are all really def.
If you need stogie news,
These chaps have all the views,
But we really could use a good ref.

[Seriesteve]

There once was a man from Madras
Who fell in love with a young Scottish Lass
He asked her to Marry
She rushed out for a Sari
Whilst he Smoked on a Fat Partagas
Ss

[Drewmidorn]

For the love of a Cuban Cigar
Whether home, in the office or car
You set it on fire
And smoke with desire
Till your fingers are burnt to a char.

D

[Styler]

We all like a tasty cigar
Even more when they're above par
But sometimes they split
Or worse, taste like shit
And the end gets all clogged up with tar

[Deano]

There once was a man called Mike
Who tried to sell things that we like
It got out of hand,
And then he got banned,
All for a box split and behike!

Unsurprising from Boss Hog, but funny none the less

[Aussiewaz]

So once a cigar smoker asked,
"Do I look like I'm cool or an ass?"
He listened to Suckling, became the Ugly Duckling,
Then proceeded to smoke a Rass.

[Soulmanure]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who kept all her sticks in a bucket
If asked what they're for
She'd show you the door
And tell you to learn how to suck it.

[celsis]

There was a young lady from Lima
Who fell and broke her left femur
She said through the pain
I'm going insane
But I've got time to smoke my Cohiba!

[cohibaIV]

For the love of a Cuban Cigar
Whether home, in the office or car
You set it on fire
And smoke with desire
Till your fingers are burnt to a char.

D

Im not even going to bother after reading that one...

[eggopp]

I once smoked on a cohiba
I swear it didnt like me either
The smoke swirled up high
I thought i would die
Coz i later found its a fauxhiba

[bambini]

There once was a man from Tikrit
Who smoked fine cigars 'til he quit
He finally caved
To the smokes that he craved
'Cause his dog didn't like to be lit.

[leperaffinity]

3 cabs of Cohiba and 4 RyJ,
1 box of Hoyo De Monterrey
my pay cheque's fucked
i wished id not looked,
what is the wife gonna say?!

[gooseman]

3 cabs of Cohiba and 4 RyJ,
1 box of Hoyo De Monterrey
my pay cheque's fucked
i wished id not looked,
what is the wife gonna say?!

Very good!