Stomped by a Llama Pack .... or is it Herd?

[tippexx]

I can?t claim this is a usual event in our quiet little Close, but it?s what happens when you?re sitting about still in your dressing-gown ? happily minding your own business ? pondering what to have with your toast. Well, along comes postie, now given that I wasn?t expecting anything other than maybe the usual assorted Final Demands and bills, I was quite surprised to see her carrying a largish yellow envelope and a big grin. After having had to almost wrestle it from her hands, she turned, smiled and said ?That smells really gorgeous?!

And she was right. But little did she know just how right. The amazing aroma and legendary scrawl had already given the senders identity away without needing to open the pack. I had joined a privileged Forum club, I had been stomped by Rokkitsci and his amazing road-kill Llama Georky. But, Rok being the generous BOTL SOB that he is had gone a bit further and also included two Olivia Georges Reserve Robustos. I?ve been lucky enough to have had the Olivia GR series Churchill previously from George and that was outstanding, so I?m really looking forward to these Robustos.

Thanks George for a really great gift. But, Arrrrrgh, the Black Pigge she be a?riggin? for sea shortly, an? you know?s we ?as a long arm ? an? chart?s to where you lives!

[Styler]

Mmmm, tasty! The sticks look great as well, I've never had an Oliva I didn't like.

[Simon-JG-hr]

It's a fleet.

[watcher-in-the-woods]

llama jerky...sick!

i would not eat that jerky! those animals are not raised to eat their meat. who knows what you might come down with!

[tippexx]

Watcher old son. Being a newbee I guess you can be excused for not knowing. Georky is a much prized Forum food treat. It isn't really made from Llama but from prize beef.

[watcher-in-the-woods]

Watcher old son. Being a newbee I guess you can be excused for not knowing. Georky is a much prized Forum food treat. It isn't really made from Llama but from prize beef.

oh good....thats messed up..

[Aussiewaz]

i would not eat that jerky! those animals are not raised to eat their meat. who knows what you might come down with!

Make sure to only eat grain fed, northern facing, pro sematic Llamas I always say.

[Lee Nub]

Hahahahahaha

[Soulmanure]

Good bomb George, and well a deserving recipient, I say.

On a side note, one wonders if watcher watches himself a bit too much.

[Simon-JG-hr]

He may have an oddly intimate affinity with windows perhaps?

Nice work rokkit!

[davidruddell]

As a recent recipient of the 'Turnip Fed Llama chewed' Georky, I must say that it's not fit for consumption.

Package it up and send it to me for disposal.

(I LIE!!!!! It was so lovely I ate the whole bag in one session)

[jdawg]

i would not eat that jerky! those animals are not raised to eat their meat. who knows what you might come down with!

What the hell is wrong with you, insulting what someone else made???

You should know what you are talking about before you make rude comments!!!

[jdawg]

Nice hit Rok!

Enjoy Tipp! I just received a lovely package from ol' Rok myself. The Georky is amazing!!!

[davidruddell]

You're painting an interesting picture of yourself.

An animal rights activist, who doesn't smoke cigars.

I find myself asking "What is he doing here?" you do realise that one of the basic rules of posting on this forum is that you have to be over 18?

I'd be very grateful if you'd respond to the post I wrote regarding your sincerity on these humble forums?

i would not eat that jerky! those animals are not raised to eat their meat. who knows what you might come down with!

[neilini]

Ahh the infamous Georky again,is it a closely guarded secret how this is made? LLama herders passing it down from father to son over countless generations?
I only ask as my next project is going to be to build a Biltong box and i could use a little guidance to a decent marinade.Of course I am not a Llama farmer or ones son so if this means you cannot divulge then I apologise for enquiring