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That despicable Shuckins character has made good on his threats!
Some time ago, If I recall correctly, I may (or may not) have made a reference to 'Non Cuban' cigars being somewhat inferior to 'Cubans' in terms of taste.
Only a personal opinion mind - not a certifiable fact (as of yet).
This seemingly innocuous remark seems to have stirred up some ill-feeling amongst our neighbours in the 'colonies' (They're a touchy bunch), and has led to a retaliatory strike of (frankly) unnecessary force.
I include photographic evidence of the 'atrocity' as a warning to my fellow BOTL to avoid besmirching the reputation of these 'heathens' or suffer the dire consequences.
God alone knows how much punishment my poor taste buds are going to have to endure in the quest to prove my theory right.
(and before you say anything eggy - the answer is no!).
I admit that there may be one or two of these sticks that look and smell rather inviting, but I smoke them solely out of scientific curiosity.
An onerous ordeal I will endure so that the truth may prevail.
May God have mercy on us all!
P.S. I will carry my 'You have been BOMBED by Shuckins' cigar tube with pride 'for-ever-more'.
(God, I had no idea how brilliantly useful they are until I got one myself).
P.P.S. - I surrender!
Call off the war, I can take no more! (Unless it's a bag of Peanut-butter M&M's or a nice Cuban).
Right, where do I start - anyone got any recommendations?
don TJ and the 
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