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  • NASA sends half a cow instead of astronaut

    So there i am in a meeting today with Lincolnshire Police as im looking after priority and prolific offenders for a while. We were having a break and a coffee, everyone was talking what seemed noisily. My mobile phone beeps and i pull it out of my pocket, reading the text unconsciously loud from my partner, it says, You have a bomb from Rok (says Rok on package). I looked up and the room is in silence..

    What i said... ooh the word Bomb strikes a cord!! So i explain to nosey police type people what sort of bomb i had at home and the conversation carries on like the word Bomb was never mentioned..

    On arrival home i find waiting for me, half a cow nicknamed Georky and i wonder to myself, what sad person would would name there pet cow Georky and then chop it up into slices and send it halfway around the globe to be chomped on merrily by my un trained georky palette.

    Along with half a cow i find 2 Georges Reserve Cigars, which i admit look as delicious if not more delicious than the half cow itself... Or not? Wellive never sampled these before and i wonder if these are specially made for george the Rokkit chappy, who obviously felt the need to destroy my wheelbarrow.. Ive always told my local postie to leave packages under the wheelbarrow, but i cant possible understand how he got the wheelbarrow onto of the half cow as like me, the postie is small..

    So now ive had Jerky as well as Georky and there is a distinct difference in taste...

    What a great way to end a stressy day. Thats the first highlight of my day... The second is im about to devour the georky and fire up a Georges Reserve as i certainly dont think im as patient as some to let it rest despite its long journey.. The postal mark indicates they were posted on Oct 5th which means the US mail service is better than Royal Mail for timeliness...



    Finally many many thanks George for your generosity you are indeed a true BOTL.

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    So, that is what ol' Georgy has been up to since his retirement! Well-done!

    Enjoy Eggy! I hear that Georky is some good stuff.

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    • #3
      Cigars, georky & boobs ... hard to beat that combo (i'm sure there's an off color pun in there lol)!
      I'm pestering George to see if he'll disclose the blend of his privately banded sticks ... but have yet to achieve success.

      Post up how your sticks smokes ... i'm curious to know.

      Congrats on the bomb & well done, George!
      "Beware, o wanderer, the road is walking too." - Rilke

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      • #4
        Dunno about the Georky stuff Eggy, but I do know the Georges Reserve Churchills are fookin' brill! .... and you're a right jammy bugger to get 'em!

        Bombing par excellence George. Though what you waste good stogies on him for .... they'll be ash by tomorrow!
        If you want to, you can.
        And, if you can, you must!

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        • #5
          Could this be described as a well aimed example of friendly-fire?

          Good shot George!
          Enjoy
          Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
          Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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          • #6
            I had an almost identical package from that fine BOTL Rok, yesterday.

            Under no circumstances try the Georky, I tried one bit and finished off the whole packet in one go!

            Sweetly hot, spicy, dry, very very tender.

            Gorgeous stuff Rok. If this is your retirement project, I may have to fly out to Dade and buy this Georky wholesale.

            A piece of paper with a list of computer users fell out of the box, and lay on our kitchen table until my wife got home from work and unfolded it to find the naked easter European lolita on the back!

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            • #7
              10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-

              Nice one George
              Dave...

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              • #8
                Great bombing George old bean, I've smoked those and they are great

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                • #9
                  Nice hit!
                  Enjoy eggy!

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                  • #10
                    Well done George! Steve, Georges Reserve are perfect cigars and you'll be amazed by their ash! It's strong and can ignore gravity...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jdawg View Post
                      I hear that Georky is some good stuff.
                      Holy mother of all that's holy dawgster! How in holy hell could I have wholly omitted you from the Holy Georky Communion Community?

                      Am at the moment in Aridzona visiting one of my oldest and best mates, but shall endeavour to rectify this unforgivable oversight upon my triumphant return home.
                      rokkitsci

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rokkitsci View Post
                        Holy mother of all that's holy dawgster! How in holy hell could I have wholly omitted you from the Holy Georky Communion Community?

                        Am at the moment in Aridzona visiting one of my oldest and best mates, but shall endeavour to rectify this unforgivable oversight upon my triumphant return home.
                        You are forgiven my son!

                        I was not trying to hint at anything by the way!

                        I look forward to being part of the Holy Georky Communion Community.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jdawg View Post
                          You are forgiven my son!

                          I was not trying to hint at anything by the way!

                          I look forward to being part of the Holy Georky Communion Community.
                          Maybe that's the time to post my Llama pizza recipe
                          I have kept one last piece for that reason and I'll do it soon!

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                          • #14
                            Another fine Bomb there Rokkit.

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                            • #15
                              Hehe, he even put the tits up for us to show, great!
                              "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"

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