What's your excuse?! Competition Time!

[Max A]

Today was the May Virtual Herf online and we had many no shows... Only Vitola showed up, but we had a grand time as always.

Well, here's your chance to win something with your excuse!

Be as creative and imaginative as you wish. I'll pick my favourite and I'll send you a cigar or two for your efforts.

Anyone can enter

So why weren't you at the online herf?! Let the competition commence.

Thanks to Alan for the idea 😉👍🏻

[Kickback]

I had to help my parents look for and buy a replacement car after my dear mum wrote theirs off 2 weeks ago.

[ha_banos]

Sick as the proverbial parrot. Spent yesterday in bed and most of today. Had a cold brewing early in the week, 2nd jab on Thursday. Worked Friday. Then out for the count this sunny bank holiday weekend. I'm seriously pissed.

[PeeJay]

I had to work helping to keep all the London reprobates safe

[mcdee]

A dog ate my cigar and my laptop just as I was about to log on. Honestly!

[mcdee]

It was a big dog and then it ran away.

[potpest]

No one invited me

[Pandora]

I was building an ancient Aztec city 😎

[Shaun]

I'm all zoomed out

[moteyi]

Sorry I couldn't make it but I was hung over from Boris and Carrie's wedding reception - Boris sends his best wishes, BTW.

Sent from my SM-A715F using Tapatalk

[Max A]

I'll pick a winner by tomorrow 8pm... So if you haven't entered, now is the time!

[puropunch]

im sorry but i managed to superglue my laptop to my forehead and my hands to the kitchen table.

And the wife left me there all weekend

[Moley]

My wife decided to have her gallbladder out after the 3rd time visiting hospital in a week.

Leaving me looking after the kids, while starting the planned work she had for me to knock a bedroom wall through to extend one of the kids bedroom.

I think she pre planned this to sit at hospital while I dealt with the kids and the mess of knocking a wall down

Fyi, plasterer have been and I've already painted and still have flooring/radiator to fit while the wife recovers

[Moley]

Ps the wife has changed the colour now so I've got to paint the one wall that was going to be the feature wall the same as the others lol

[Simon Bolivar]

Last day of leave with my wife, smoking would have meant no goodbye kissie kissie & a husband has certain obligations!