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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Just got back from a little 'jolly' up 't North ('Bonnie-Jock land' as it 'appens), only to come home and find I've been 'ratted out!'
Some despicable, unethical, tousled haired, sociopath (am I warm?) has given away the 'Top Secret' co-ordinates of me 'umble lair.
El Cat-quarters.
As a consequence, I fear my safety has been compromised.
Unexploded ordnance from the 'Order of Philanthropic Seegar Smokers of the New Republic' (i.e. The Rumsack/shuckins crew) has been delivered by my unsuspecting Postie.
(Actually it felt like my birthday when I got it, but don't tell anyone - they'll think I'm going 'soft')
What's more (worse). . . These 'heathens' are trying to 'turn me' to the 'dark side'.
NON Cuban Seegars!!!
Damn the bloody things smell nice, but it won't work I tells ya!
I'm CC man through and through.
Your sticks of chewing gum and nylon stockings may have worked on our 'land-girls' in the 40's, and you may have turned some of my fellow UK Forum brothers into renouncing their 'faith' in favour of NC's (Lee Nub how could you?), but this boy 'ain't fur turnin'.
They do smell nice though. . . Maybe I'll just try one. . . but which one?
(Suggestions gratefully received).
I feel like Luke Skywalker in 'Return of the Jedi'.
Emperor: (Eric/Ron) "Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Cuban Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion"
El Cat eyes the Non-Cuban Seegar
Emperor: (Eric/Ron) "You want this, don't you? The lust is swelling in you now. Take your Non-Cuban Seegar. Use it. I am unarmed. Smoke me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant".
El Cat: No!
Emperor: (Eric/Ron) "It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your UK Cigar Forum friends, are now mine!"
Mwahahaha.
What hope for poor El Cat?
Just got back from a little 'jolly' up 't North ('Bonnie-Jock land' as it 'appens), only to come home and find I've been 'ratted out!'
Some despicable, unethical, tousled haired, sociopath (am I warm?) has given away the 'Top Secret' co-ordinates of me 'umble lair.
El Cat-quarters.
As a consequence, I fear my safety has been compromised.
Unexploded ordnance from the 'Order of Philanthropic Seegar Smokers of the New Republic' (i.e. The Rumsack/shuckins crew) has been delivered by my unsuspecting Postie.
(Actually it felt like my birthday when I got it, but don't tell anyone - they'll think I'm going 'soft')
What's more (worse). . . These 'heathens' are trying to 'turn me' to the 'dark side'.
NON Cuban Seegars!!!
Damn the bloody things smell nice, but it won't work I tells ya!
I'm CC man through and through.
Your sticks of chewing gum and nylon stockings may have worked on our 'land-girls' in the 40's, and you may have turned some of my fellow UK Forum brothers into renouncing their 'faith' in favour of NC's (Lee Nub how could you?), but this boy 'ain't fur turnin'.
They do smell nice though. . . Maybe I'll just try one. . . but which one?
(Suggestions gratefully received).
I feel like Luke Skywalker in 'Return of the Jedi'.
Emperor: (Eric/Ron) "Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Cuban Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion"
El Cat eyes the Non-Cuban Seegar
Emperor: (Eric/Ron) "You want this, don't you? The lust is swelling in you now. Take your Non-Cuban Seegar. Use it. I am unarmed. Smoke me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant".
El Cat: No!
Emperor: (Eric/Ron) "It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your UK Cigar Forum friends, are now mine!"
Mwahahaha.
What hope for poor El Cat?
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