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  • I?ve been harpooned!!

    I?ve been harpooned!! And worst of all, I was framed!

    The letter reads as follows:





    ?Yar! Beware ye scurvy dog! No one bombs the Shuckins and gets away with it!?

    I was BOMBED by Cap?n Shuckins; I didn?t bomb him!!! I?m just a landlubber caught in the crossfire. At most a merchant boat riding the uncharted seas in search of refuge from a storm. Cap'n Shuckins took out my main sails with a sneak attack in the thick fog and now sends his scoundrel cohort "ducrider" to board and slash my makeshift bed sheet rigging with their cutlasses and scimitars leaving me listing at the mercy of the high seas and the monsters that live below her dark waters

    The device:




    The Damage:




    And More Damage:



    CAO Brazilia Tubo
    Joya De Nicaragua Antano 1970
    Padilla 1932
    Padilla Miami
    Padron #3000 Maduro
    La Riqueza (been wanting to try this one )
    Torano 1916 Cameroon
    Fuente Flor Fina 858 Maduro

    Jolly Roger flag and sticker and Copper River Smoked Sockeye Salmon!

    Russ, I am completely blown away with by this and totally taken by surprise to receive such an incredible package! Many fine sticks in that mix and all fall right within my 'wheel house'. A few new ones to me (like that La Riqueza!!) and a few favorites as well (Hello 1932 & Miami + they are both lanceros which I've been smoking more of lately!) Many, many thanks to you sir!

    I'm listing in the waters now but will rebuild. And I will fortify, and I will arm myself to the teeth. Be very careful of the course you chart my friend as it might not be tomorrow, or next week, but one day when you least expect it my army of termites will bore through your hull and sink you to the depths of Davy Jones' Locker!
    Trying is the first step toward failure.

  • #2
    woah! nice stickls and the presentation is class!
    Lover of fine Cubans since 2006

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Kdot View Post
      woah! nice stickls and the presentation is class!

      Absolutely. Well deserved Sean. Great bomb Master Scott.

      What I don't get though is how the salmon could be sent. Is it dried?
      If you want to, you can.
      And, if you can, you must!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by tippexx View Post
        What I don't get though is how the salmon could be sent. Is it dried?
        Smoked and vacuum sealed. Will be having with brunch tomorrow morning
        Trying is the first step toward failure.

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        • #5
          Very well present as always.

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          • #6
            Cor, shiver me timbers... yet another pirate shippe be laid a listing on the high seas... well done me hearties ooh arrr

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            • #7
              Another great bomb

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              • #8
                This is turning out to be an all out war!!
                Free the UKCF one

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                • #9
                  Nice haul.

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                  • #10
                    Another great bomb--and the smoked salmon looks delicious!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SeanP View Post
                      I was BOMBED by Cap?n Shuckins; I didn?t bomb him!!! I?m just a landlubber caught in the crossfire. At most a merchant boat riding the uncharted seas in search of refuge from a storm.
                      Guilty by association. Any ships flying the UKCF flag are subject to attack!

                      Enjoy!

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                      • #12
                        Hmm , now where have i seen this before, ah yes , a couple of days ago its twin bitch slapped me.
                        I started out with nothing and i've still got most of it left - Seasick Steve

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                        • #13
                          My god, not another one! At this rate there will be no cigars left in the US.

                          At present at least half the world's supply must have ended up in the UK due the recent spate of bombings!

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