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Mister ‘Eyesack’ do seem a generous sort tho’, he just a bit mislead by ol’ 'Rumsack' Ron Shuckins most like.
Mind you he wasn’t to know I was pretty much a Newbee — and most likely the Forum resident cigar woose — when he chose to belay me with the biggest pin he could lay hands on. It brought me to mind of sea stories of monsters an’ giant whales. Mister Isaac now, by his name, do sound as if he should be a’berthed aboard the Pequod!
An’ we’s no idea where to stow the harpoon he’s sent — we believes it to be Flor de Oliva Giants-1066 — and it looks like I be going to Tesco to find a bigger Tuppador. But we’ll keep the tube it came in, for return fire so to speak, ‘cos we doubt he’s ever seen a stick of Westcliff rock. We has included a scales picture of the 1066 and understands it’s called that on account of its length an’ gauge.
Down on the more Tippex size scale ‘Eyesack’ did as the kindness to include a delicious looking Tatuaje Verocu No.9.
I hopes everyone can make our Mr Isaac’s’ ‘this mean war’ graphic. That be very nicely done.
Great bombing! Much appreciated and gratefully received Mr Isaac ..... But now we knows your callin’ card, so’s a Black Spot be yours .... sometime!
Mind you he wasn’t to know I was pretty much a Newbee — and most likely the Forum resident cigar woose — when he chose to belay me with the biggest pin he could lay hands on. It brought me to mind of sea stories of monsters an’ giant whales. Mister Isaac now, by his name, do sound as if he should be a’berthed aboard the Pequod!
An’ we’s no idea where to stow the harpoon he’s sent — we believes it to be Flor de Oliva Giants-1066 — and it looks like I be going to Tesco to find a bigger Tuppador. But we’ll keep the tube it came in, for return fire so to speak, ‘cos we doubt he’s ever seen a stick of Westcliff rock. We has included a scales picture of the 1066 and understands it’s called that on account of its length an’ gauge.
Down on the more Tippex size scale ‘Eyesack’ did as the kindness to include a delicious looking Tatuaje Verocu No.9.
I hopes everyone can make our Mr Isaac’s’ ‘this mean war’ graphic. That be very nicely done.
Great bombing! Much appreciated and gratefully received Mr Isaac ..... But now we knows your callin’ card, so’s a Black Spot be yours .... sometime!
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