It came from a land down under...

[DeadBase]

Avast! A fine haul of booty flew in from the land of Cook and hit me hull with a mighty thud!

This beautiful bounty caught me unawares this morn' a left me all a flutter after a hard week of moving between quarters.

'Twas accompanied by this fiendishly devilsome scrawl of a note by ways of explanation which left me feeling inclined to sccumb toa more piratical manner of parlance -

"AHAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ye was warned but ye took no notice.
Run thee asunder Shuckins would I said.
Smite thee scurvy backside he would I hollered!
A Broadside this is, charged full force into your bow, from the Southern Outpost Of Shuckins Band of Bringands & Cigar Cutters.
Our Loyal Regards, LimpLeg AussieWaz & his partner in crime, The UnLadylike Tash!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I thank ee for your kindness me hearties, I'll sample m' first this evening after I fixed me some vittles. But what to try first? I've got me a
Tatuaje Verocu Tubo
Man o' War Virtue
CAO Black Gothic (torpedo)
Gurkha Dragonfire
Oliva Serie O Robusto
and a couple of coasters so me grog doesn't dirty up the woodwork!

[eggopp]

OOhhhh arrrr shiver me timbers, that be a mighty fine pirates bounty,,, but i see no parrots remains... the black dot be still astray...

[Lee Nub]

Hehe , another fine pirate bombing.

[tippexx]

'Limpy' Auss look to be part of a scurvy flotilla as is loyal wi' old 'Rumsack'! Misguided, but a kindly enough bunch o' buccaneers never the less.

Fine puro cannonade there Mister Auss. As goodly a spread of grape as any I seen .... and I be lovin' the platypus. Tastes like capon, and goes well wi' a crisp, sauvignon blanc Eggy be tellin' me.

Lucky fella Mr Deadbase!

[r0lan6]

A fine haul with a few darkly fine sticks to boot.

[celsis]

Arrr, me hearties. Another fine prize from the land of the Southern Cross!

[Big J]

Nice bomb!

[Aussiewaz]

LMAO.

[kingcohiba]

he got me too today! haha nice!