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It is very, very dangerous to mess with shuckins. You will feel his wrath!
Don't you be a fearin' no never mind mister Jenady. We's taken the Pigge into Hong Kong waters for refuge an' repairs an' a'takin' on new crew, seein' how's our last cook Eggy jumped ship in Jamacia port. Well he more limped really owing to his recent visit wi' the sawbones. Well, you looks the part mister Jenady, you havin' that fine nautical beard an' all. Though we was thinkin' of offering the berth to young master Catador, who by last account still be living in a pottin' shed and who we is still waitin report on as to his being proper house trained yet. Though at a pinch, we can always quarter him in the small rope storage locker beneath the bosun's privvy.
Don't you be a fearin' no never mind mister Jenady. We's taken the Pigge into Hong Kong waters for refuge an' repairs an' a'takin' on new crew, seein' how's our last cook Eggy jumped ship in Jamacia port. Well he more limped really owing to his recent visit wi' the sawbones. Well, you looks the part mister Jenady, you havin' that fine nautical beard an' all. Though we was thinkin' of offering the berth to young master Catador, who by last account still be living in a pottin' shed and who we is still waitin report on as to his being proper house trained yet. Though at a pinch, we can always quarter him in the small rope storage locker beneath the bosun's privvy.
Oooooohhh Aaaaarrrggghhh shiver me timbers lad, looks like Tippexx will soon be asunder bombardment from the battlements of Shuckins. Avast there all ye landlubbers, tis the black dot that has been cast upon Arf the capn of the Pigge. As for ye olde cook eggy, eggy made good his escape from the devilish clutches of foul rums and bent gars to make good his passage on board another ship.
Eggy is looking fore-ard to the destruction of the Pigge's capn Tipp-Arf when his shucked aside by US Bombardment.
Eggy is looking fore-ard to the destruction of the Pigge's capn Tipp-Arf when his shucked aside by US Bombardment.
Arrrrrrgh. Ye be a grovellin' little deserter of a ships parrot-fryer master Eggy, keel 'aulin' be to good for ye! So your's old shipmates 'as a nice splintered plank all set up a'ready wi' your name on it ? it being the pirates way.
The Pigge she be all battened down for heavy weather. Sails be all reefed an' furled an' the cannon be a'manned an' loaded. We's sure old 'Rumsack' will be best pleased that you's a tipped us off .... not that it matters too muchly, him bein' dead an' all.
If you want to, you can.
And, if you can, you must!
aye,the deed be done!
now i say ye,what be the fate of polly poaching eggman? shall he be soft boiled or hard? scrambled or perhaps poached his own self? traitor that he be, benedict may suit him best...arrgg
aye,the deed be done!
now i say ye,what be the fate of polly poaching eggman? shall he be soft boiled or hard? scrambled or perhaps poached his own self? traitor that he be, benedict may suit him best...arrgg
No fate awaits me, the budgie has been eaten, no poaching or scrambling and i am in hiding...
I have to hand it to the guys on here for really being creative with their bombs!!! I think my creative brain cells were wasted when i was in college....
You a lush and you a dummy, so that makes you a Lummy!!! - Redd Foxx
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