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  • #31
    Plenty of us have felt his wrath lmao, but he needs to see a behavioural psychologist coz his rage seems to get worse as his bombs get wilder...

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    • #32
      Aaargh!
      Dave...

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Jenady View Post
        It is very, very dangerous to mess with shuckins. You will feel his wrath!
        Don't you be a fearin' no never mind mister Jenady. We's taken the Pigge into Hong Kong waters for refuge an' repairs an' a'takin' on new crew, seein' how's our last cook Eggy jumped ship in Jamacia port. Well he more limped really owing to his recent visit wi' the sawbones. Well, you looks the part mister Jenady, you havin' that fine nautical beard an' all. Though we was thinkin' of offering the berth to young master Catador, who by last account still be living in a pottin' shed and who we is still waitin report on as to his being proper house trained yet. Though at a pinch, we can always quarter him in the small rope storage locker beneath the bosun's privvy.
        Last edited by tippexx; 13-07-2010, 08:30 AM.
        If you want to, you can.
        And, if you can, you must!

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        • #34
          BwaaaaHaaaaaHaaaaaHaaaaahaaaaa! Ooops!

          What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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          • #35
            Originally posted by tippexx View Post
            Don't you be a fearin' no never mind mister Jenady. We's taken the Pigge into Hong Kong waters for refuge an' repairs an' a'takin' on new crew, seein' how's our last cook Eggy jumped ship in Jamacia port. Well he more limped really owing to his recent visit wi' the sawbones. Well, you looks the part mister Jenady, you havin' that fine nautical beard an' all. Though we was thinkin' of offering the berth to young master Catador, who by last account still be living in a pottin' shed and who we is still waitin report on as to his being proper house trained yet. Though at a pinch, we can always quarter him in the small rope storage locker beneath the bosun's privvy.
            ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????

            I have no idea what going on here, too much nautical talk for me. However that is one bad ass bomb Shucks has there good luck to whoever gets it

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            • #36
              Your item cleared customs in GREAT BRITAIN at 11:04 AM on July 13, 2010.
              arrgg,it be sure to rattle yer barnacles...

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              • #37
                Oooooohhh Aaaaarrrggghhh shiver me timbers lad, looks like Tippexx will soon be asunder bombardment from the battlements of Shuckins. Avast there all ye landlubbers, tis the black dot that has been cast upon Arf the capn of the Pigge. As for ye olde cook eggy, eggy made good his escape from the devilish clutches of foul rums and bent gars to make good his passage on board another ship.

                Eggy is looking fore-ard to the destruction of the Pigge's capn Tipp-Arf when his shucked aside by US Bombardment.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by eggopp View Post
                  Eggy is looking fore-ard to the destruction of the Pigge's capn Tipp-Arf when his shucked aside by US Bombardment.
                  Arrrrrrgh. Ye be a grovellin' little deserter of a ships parrot-fryer master Eggy, keel 'aulin' be to good for ye! So your's old shipmates 'as a nice splintered plank all set up a'ready wi' your name on it ? it being the pirates way.

                  The Pigge she be all battened down for heavy weather. Sails be all reefed an' furled an' the cannon be a'manned an' loaded. We's sure old 'Rumsack' will be best pleased that you's a tipped us off .... not that it matters too muchly, him bein' dead an' all.
                  If you want to, you can.
                  And, if you can, you must!

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                  • #39
                    I spied Rumsack's ghost amongst the mists below the horn myself on this morn. He be not dead yet.
                    Last edited by Aussiewaz; 14-07-2010, 09:22 AM.
                    What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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                    • #40
                      aye,the deed be done!
                      now i say ye,what be the fate of polly poaching eggman? shall he be soft boiled or hard? scrambled or perhaps poached his own self? traitor that he be, benedict may suit him best...arrgg

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by shuckins View Post
                        aye,the deed be done!
                        now i say ye,what be the fate of polly poaching eggman? shall he be soft boiled or hard? scrambled or perhaps poached his own self? traitor that he be, benedict may suit him best...arrgg
                        No fate awaits me, the budgie has been eaten, no poaching or scrambling and i am in hiding...

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by eggopp View Post
                          No fate awaits me, the budgie has been eaten, no poaching or scrambling and i am in hiding...
                          No dung heap's big enough to hide you now!


                          This THE BLACK SPOT be yours!
                          If you want to, you can.
                          And, if you can, you must!

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                          • #43
                            Nice blast!!!
                            You a lush and you a dummy, so that makes you a Lummy!!! - Redd Foxx

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                            • #44
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                              Last edited by Guest; 30-07-2010, 12:40 AM.

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                              • #45
                                I have to hand it to the guys on here for really being creative with their bombs!!! I think my creative brain cells were wasted when i was in college....
                                You a lush and you a dummy, so that makes you a Lummy!!! - Redd Foxx

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