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OMG and i rush home from work to let my dogs out and as i push the door open i hear the noise of something sliding along with the door... So as not to damage whatever it might be, i push gently, lean down and with my hand flick this incendary device out of the way, like a clay more it leans against the wall facing the enemy...
Looking at this device i recognise that all too familiar customs notice and i think to myself.. oh my goodness gracious me (Thats british for oh fu@k)..
Whoever set this fuse on this incendary did so with professionalism as it only went off as the contents spiled out onto my table. Like i was being gutted and sliced apart to reveal my innerds..
Here yet another Device from those who wish to invade the united kingdom, all the way from the G-Man himself.... Mike along with the llama spittle i spies a fiver (5) of Perdomas, an assortment and a Bahra Tony Borhani Maduro...
Im sure our US friends are trying to kill me off, or perhaps testing my ability to smoke as much as i possibly can, as i clearly am unable to resist temptation
Many many many thanks...
Looking at this device i recognise that all too familiar customs notice and i think to myself.. oh my goodness gracious me (Thats british for oh fu@k)..
Whoever set this fuse on this incendary did so with professionalism as it only went off as the contents spiled out onto my table. Like i was being gutted and sliced apart to reveal my innerds..
Here yet another Device from those who wish to invade the united kingdom, all the way from the G-Man himself.... Mike along with the llama spittle i spies a fiver (5) of Perdomas, an assortment and a Bahra Tony Borhani Maduro...
Im sure our US friends are trying to kill me off, or perhaps testing my ability to smoke as much as i possibly can, as i clearly am unable to resist temptation
Many many many thanks...
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