Argghhhhh!!
Bad enough coming from the fucking limeys wot don't know how to speak or speel pro(u)perly, but you're a fucking US of byghodz A American citizen, shucky boy.
It's GEORKY! not fucking jerky. Jerky is that crap you buy at the food store that's horribly overpriced and that you need a hacksaw to cut. GEORKY is a fine, gourmet product made only by myselves and distributed to select connoisseurs, of which you have just identified you are not one of which.
Calling my GEORKY, jerky is excusable only once. Thereafter, any violation will be punished by KILLING YOU TO DEATH! Remember: I know where you live. You have been warned...
Bad enough coming from the fucking limeys wot don't know how to speak or speel pro(u)perly, but you're a fucking US of byghodz A American citizen, shucky boy.
It's GEORKY! not fucking jerky. Jerky is that crap you buy at the food store that's horribly overpriced and that you need a hacksaw to cut. GEORKY is a fine, gourmet product made only by myselves and distributed to select connoisseurs, of which you have just identified you are not one of which.
Calling my GEORKY, jerky is excusable only once. Thereafter, any violation will be punished by KILLING YOU TO DEATH! Remember: I know where you live. You have been warned...
Originally posted by shuckins
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