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NEWS FLASH!!!
Today in the East Midlands, Colsterworth, Lincolnshire, there was a mighty explosion of mixed cigars and tobacco. The 'stench' from this suicide package could be smelt around the targetted area.
After further investigation and in depth enquiries, the only remaining identity of the Suicide Bomber was discovered amongst the debris...
UK Police and Interpol are actively seeking information in relation to the individual who breached the British Secrets Act by passing to the suicide bomber the address details of this fine citizen..
Thankfully, on receipt of the 'explosive package' this magnificently trained ex British Serviceman was able to take evasive action and in so doing was also able to rescue the remnants of the said suicide package.
Alas, all evidence points at a suicide Bomber who 'went'... yes went as he clearly is no more... by the secret code name of SHUCKINS, the evidence of this infiltration into the home of this fine citizen is enclosed on the attached photo...
Shuckins, you are one generous bomber that has now given me a little bit of a situation of my own... Lack of storage,, so out with the old.. (smoke them ALL tonight!!) and in with the new.. Bless you, you have made a very boring day become fast exciting...
A most grateful attempt at suicide bombing...I have reason to believe the said perpetrator has perhaps escaped unscathed to bomb another day...
Today of all days being APRIL FOOLS DAY... too!! I hope the baccy is real
Today in the East Midlands, Colsterworth, Lincolnshire, there was a mighty explosion of mixed cigars and tobacco. The 'stench' from this suicide package could be smelt around the targetted area.
After further investigation and in depth enquiries, the only remaining identity of the Suicide Bomber was discovered amongst the debris...
UK Police and Interpol are actively seeking information in relation to the individual who breached the British Secrets Act by passing to the suicide bomber the address details of this fine citizen..
Thankfully, on receipt of the 'explosive package' this magnificently trained ex British Serviceman was able to take evasive action and in so doing was also able to rescue the remnants of the said suicide package.
Alas, all evidence points at a suicide Bomber who 'went'... yes went as he clearly is no more... by the secret code name of SHUCKINS, the evidence of this infiltration into the home of this fine citizen is enclosed on the attached photo...
Shuckins, you are one generous bomber that has now given me a little bit of a situation of my own... Lack of storage,, so out with the old.. (smoke them ALL tonight!!) and in with the new.. Bless you, you have made a very boring day become fast exciting...
A most grateful attempt at suicide bombing...I have reason to believe the said perpetrator has perhaps escaped unscathed to bomb another day...
Today of all days being APRIL FOOLS DAY... too!! I hope the baccy is real
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