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Although I am but a second-class citizen, not eligible for this most wonderful competition on accounta my birthright places me here in the US of byghodz A, I cannot help but note that recently my employer, The Great and Wonderful NASA, has recently developed the Sooper Sekrit Tire (that would be tyre to you folk) Wear Mileage Estimator and Combination Zither Tuning Device with which I was able to determine the exact mileage on your most esteemly bi-wheeled transportation vehicle to within a fraction of a light year.
So, since I am not eligible to participate for this most desirable prize in your tournament, the least I can do is to spoil it for you effete bastards sitting on your frozen arses over there on that side ----> of the puddle. The exact mileage is:
Twelve farthings, 6 fathoms, and .0134 mm less than the distance from the tip of me nose to the tip of me unit.
Hello Trans-Atlantic brethren.
It seems I owe you an apology. It's OK to send cigars to yours.
If you're not too mad at me feel free to enter the comp.
After all the bike came out of York, Penn.
Grovelling over!
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
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