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Originally posted by satch View PostEr, rokky old son, what, exactly goes in your cigars and can I have some?
I confess the thought of rolling cigars from tobacco grown on Bikini atoll seemed a little 'out there' at first, but the subtle aroma and delicate taste imbued from the the Strontium-90 really adds a piquant richness to the creamy smoke, and, with a half-life of around two thousand years it seems a pity to wait and try and age them. In addition, we must not overlook the brilliant, if somewhat warped, choice of using recycled sump oil as a fertiliser, just look at the 'sheen' it gives the finished article. Inspired!
My only criticism, and it's a minor one at that, is the corner that has been cut by employing substandard rolling girls, or Torcedores as the Cubans call them. I appreciate that, in this day and age, it's hard to find a virgin over the age of sixteen, but why is it that every time I pick up one of George's fine 'stoogies' and run its length beneath my nose inhaling its delicate scent , I'm reminded of the fishing port of Grimsby? (think Baltimore if you're from the good ol' US of goddam A).
At least give the poor lass a flannel, or a wet wipe, my old lady is starting to think I'm carrying on with a fish wife bejezus!Originally posted by DRAGMASTEREvery time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.
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Originally posted by nicwing View PostMay I just say that if anyone from the forum gets Georky and isn't keen I will take it off your hands in an instant, I will even pop over and collect it as I can't get enough of it.
Gimme gimme gimme!!
Geroge, you should start selling the stuff on line! You'd make the proverbial!!!No man has the right to fix the boundary of a nation.
No man has the right to say to his country, "Thus far shalt thou go and no further."
CS Parnell
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