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  • Who the hell lives in Beiglum?

    So today I recieve a white paded envelope with the words ? printed in 2 places on it. No name return sticker that reads
    If undelivered return to
    PO Box1808
    EMC Brussels
    Beligum
    The content was 2 CC cigars !
    Juan LOpez no2
    Punch ? Not a clue
    Thanks to whomever sent these fine smokes but you really didn't have to!
    Now who the F lives in Beligum ?
    AT THIS RATE I'LL NEVER GET MY HOME REBUILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Anybody willing to help a 1 arm bandit rebuild? LOL
    Last edited by G-man; 15-12-2009, 12:36 PM.

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    That's massive bombing!!!

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    • #3
      That would be me. I always forget to put my name in... Christ knows why it says Belgium on it though, that's definitely not where it came from.

      Enjoy Mike!

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      • #4
        Confused

        Originally posted by gss1956 View Post
        If undelivered return to
        PO Box1808
        EMC Brussels
        Beligum
        Mikey, your post is entitled "Who the hell lives in Beiglum?" whereas, above you make reference to Beligum.

        Depending on which of these is correct, I believe I can be of help to you.

        If your el bombola originated in Beiglum, the the sender was indubitably one Senor Pablo "Padre" Fritzm?ssen, a former Nazi SS trooper, enjoying asylum in one of the unincorporated areas near Swaziland's fennel funneling districts. He is being investigated by Green Peace as a potential candidate for poster boy in their upcoming "Save The Homeless Wombats" campaign; however they are having some difficulty in verifying his claimed 9.4 second time in the 100 metres.

        On the other hand, if your bombasta came from Beligum, then it most probably is a re-gift from Horace dePeuw Van Slitherington-Worth McMc, the notorious Monopoly $20 bill forger who attempted to steal the famous Da Vinci pickled gallstones from the display case in Victoria Station, last August next.

        hth
        rokkitsci

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          Rokkitski Rocks
          Nic
          Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

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          • #6
            When feeling low

            Rocket Man U are the BOMB !

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