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RESULT! UKCF Box of Montecristo Petit Edmundo's (10) Raffle
My curly special arrived but amazingly it looks like a sex toy (an SP2).....yep, CIV arsed up and sent my prize to Nic and vice-versa.....it's not like he hasn't had MONTHS to get things right
Only joshing mate....great mix-up and I'm chuffed to bits
My curly special arrived but amazingly it looks like a sex toy (an SP2).....yep, CIV arsed up and sent my prize to Nic and vice-versa.....it's not like he hasn't had MONTHS to get things right
Only joshing mate....great mix-up and I'm chuffed to bits
I've got one of these perve-ups trapped in a box in my humi. The three of them are having such a furtive time I fear if I knock the box and shock them there'll be long-term consequences. I'm staying clear. They look great as they are, I think. Hornfulesque.
It must be smutty jokes all day long between the newspaper read-outs in that Partagas factory...
Despite the best efforts of the United States of America Department of Inefficient Postal Delivery Service to deprive me of my prized winnings, I managed to threaten, cajole, deceive, and subvert a sufficient number of underlings into yielding up my windfall.
I am now the proud owner of 10 adorable, little Montecristo Petit Edmundos.
They are securely nestled in a lovely, little manger I fashioned out of saved navel lint for them in my Cubador. Every day I will faithfully saturate them in a concoction of fish emulsion fertilizer and Miracle-Gro until they mature into proper sized cigars for smoking.
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