I have a problem with taste...

[tippexx]

Since I got back from Cuba, nothing is smoking well - everything I try, montes, partagas, bolivar - everything tastes so mild and almost without taste.

What the hell is going on?

Look, I'm sorry to be telling you this Guv'nor. But you're going to die. You've obviously picked up a rare and deadly Cuban Puro Fluke which has burrowed its way in through an earhole and totally wiped out you're taste receptor system. The prognosis isn't good, in most patients with this rare tropical infestation the result is generally terminal, and by most I mean in a nice way of saying, one hundred percent. Simplistically speaking things will go from bad to worse, with the taste sensation of all your favourite puro's fading into nothingness resulting in bouts of feverish frustration and eventually the loss of the will to live.

Bu there is a brighter side. You've got my address. Send all your puro's to me and I'll ensure each and every one of them is smoked up in your fondest memory!

[whisky77]

Kippered.

You've been overdoing it.

I agree with Robusto, I think you are kippered mate.

[Big J]

+3.

Don't smoke for a about a week.

[Corto Maltese]

I think you'r done for Gov'nor.
Do yourself a favour and unload the poison.
I will pm my address for convienence and effeciancy !
( yEH, i KNOW i CAN'T SPELL ! )