Heaven help me....

[Juniortubed]

Just found out that the holiday resort that I'm staying at next week is strictly no smoking

So that means you'll all have to smoke an extra cigar for me

[satch]

You didn't look into that one very well did you?

[eggopp]

Go to the doctors and get a medical certificate, claim your money back from insurance that came with your holiday and rebook... hahaha

[Juniortubed]

You didn't look into that one very well did you?

Family holiday I'm afraid and thus wasn't booked by me...I would never be so foolish

[Habana-Habanos]

Family holiday I'm afraid and thus wasn't booked by me...I would never be so foolish

And what are they going to do if you happen to smoke?

[Soulmanure]

These things happen. I will gladly smoke a cigar for you, and I will even give you my address so you can ship that cigar out to me. Cheers!

[jibjob79]

Google some smoke friendly bars and restaurants near where you are saying and practice the phrase "darling I'm just going to nip out to get a paper" over and over till you can say it with a straight face.


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[satch]

These things happen. I will gladly smoke a cigar for you, and I will even give you my address so you can ship that cigar out to me. Cheers!

Hey, that's a good idea!

[Juniortubed]

Google some smoke friendly bars and restaurants near where you are saying and practice the phrase "darling I'm just going to nip out to get a paper" over and over till you can say it with a straight face.

Sounds like a plan

[Juniortubed]

And what are they going to do if you happen to smoke?

Who knows, might ask someone to test the water for me. Don't want to light one of my nicer sticks only to be told I'll have to put it out

[Lads2000]

Why not buy a pack of clubs or similar from the airport. Light one knowing they will take minutes to smoke and you haven't gone to too much expense to test the water. Plus you are still enjoying that reasonable Cuban flavour.

[daverave999]

Does that mean indoors or out?

[tippexx]

Does that mean indoors or out?

That's what I was wondering. The only place I can imagine where they might try to ban smoking (semi) outdoors is Centre Parcs?