Where would you like to smoke a cigar but couldn't?

[nicwing]

Last evening as England cruised to an imperious victory over those dirty diggers at the Rose Bowl, I sat back watching such wonderfully named English batsmen as Kieswetter, and Eioeioeioen Morgan, hitting a four to bring up his unbeaten 103 and to win the match, and I looked at the sparkling modern concrete stadium with it's plastic seats all covered in no smoking signs and as I sat with my pint of extra cold Guinness in my hand I thought to myself what a bloody good time to be sparking up a cigar.

So, it occurred to me, where have you been that just cried out for a good cigar but you couldn't?

[monkey66]

The maternity ward would be good but I suspect that it is a no no

[Jimmeh]

I recently received a speeding ticket but have been offered a speed awareness course. Trevor has offered to sponsor me with cigars to smoke my way through it....

[patrickspark]

various hotel lobbys, inside pubs, churches, my office - basically anywhere the man doesnt want me to !

[Big_T_UK]

If I answered this thread with my first choice I would be banned! Damn you.....

[DeadBase]

At work, at my desk when we have to pull an all-nighter.

[EugeneSax]

Under a palm tree, on a beach in the Maldives.

Not that smoking's banned out there - jus that I lack the wherewithall to get there.

[larrysputnik]

I would love to be able to smoke a cigar at work. I just think that the day would go so fast; at least the un-enjoyable work side of it would. one cigar would take me to about lunch and then one or two afterward and then home. Eat dinner, pour a glass of scotch and off to the last cigar before sleep.

Nice idea for a thread BTW. Has me thinking wishfully like a kid again.

[Soulmanure]

Bars and coffee shops--I'm a sitter-downer, as it were, and these are great places for a long, slow smoke.

[daverave999]

Much as I'd like to in work, I'd end up poisoning myself by accident!

I think I'd just like to be able to smoke in pubs again really...

[Boss Hog]

In my living room, during the winter.
I have no chance unless I fancy a divorce, although that would be the most expensive cigar I ever smoked.

[Soulmanure]

In my living room, during the winter.
I have no chance unless I fancy a divorce, although that would be the most expensive cigar I ever smoked.

And, one would hope, a limited edition.

[Paulie]

Snooker Halls!

[seanbeer]

at work and to be honest, the pubs, i hate smoking ban, i don't 'smoke' but i still think smoking should be allowed in pubs , hotel bars

[Lascaux]

on stage.......