Who you'd like to smoke with

[tupacboy]

all u guys in the uk this summer hopefully!

[Soulmanure]

Ricky Gervais.

[kingcohiba]

Willie Nelson, as long as he brings the cigars!

[kingcohiba]

Malcolm x, fidel, Che, Ghandi...adolf, idi amin, sadam for the madness and thatcher so I could give her a slap and most of all GEORGE W. BUSH!

I always knew you were crazy about Bush!

[Boss Hog]

Willie Nelson, as long as he brings the cigars!

You cant beat a bit of Willie!! My wife's a huge fan

[goose165]

RON PEARLMAN,CHE,GEORGE BURNS,SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL,

[satch]

You cant beat a bit of Willie!! My wife's a huge fan

Keeping to that theme: a good smoke, a few beers and whiskey with Willie, Merle Haggard and Johnnie Cash.
There's gotta be a few stories to tell amongst that lot!

[jdawg]

Keeping to that theme: a good smoke, a few beers and whiskey with Willie, Merle Haggard and Johnnie Cash.
There's gotta be a few stories to tell amongst that lot!

I agree! That would be a good time for sure!

[Robusto]

I'd love to spend time with Barry Humphries on his own or with Sir Les Patterson or with Dame Edna Everage because I think Humphries has one of the most observant and sharpest minds around. Dame Edna, at her best, was vindictive in a majestic way and I think that is a big bonus in a human if used maybe more sparingly than Edna.

Humphries has had many vices. If he doesn't smoke cigars now, I bet he once did.

Next I'd like to sit in on keys with Aerosmith. I can take that big shitty rock playing in measured doses. I also once read an article that explained that the band members are all great fans of Cuban cigars. I never forget cigar references if they turn up randomly in any sort of article.

We'd talk about women in the breaks.

If the dead could be brought back, I'd like to toke one off with Gustave Flaubert. He who wrote about a bipolar woman with a serious penchant for male horseriders in rich leather. I had to write reams of stuff about Flaubert at University and went to France to see some of his haunts. I saw the parrot even before Flaubert's Parrot wrote about the parrot!

To smoke one off with Gustave Flaubert would help me regain youthful days pawing over novels in tents as a student.

Flaubert was a strange man and walked round his garden with his evening cigar religiously before getting down to business. In his memoirs, he writes about keeping his cigar between his lips as he fucks whores. (His words in the French. Not mine. I just opened my... his... book).

I like all that. It's endearing. He made me have a go at it, and all.

I think he would be cool about being written into a window by a hungry man with a sick throat in May 2010. He was strange, but I don't think he was a wuss.

Several people have been mentioned earlier that I'd like to drop ash down.

[G-man]

Who is

Hermann Wilhelm G?ring ?

Hermann Wilhelm G?ring, Patrick Moore, Winston Churchill, Chuck Yeager, Richard Dawkins, Clint Eastwood, Robert A. Heinlein, Stanley Kubrick, Margaret Thatcher, a ton more.

T.

[Pandyboy]

all u guys in the uk this summer hopefully!

Now this would be the best answer so far!!!!!

Nice one tupacboy

[Pandyboy]

All the members on this forum, all at once in a large smoke filled room

Sorry and this one to!!!

[eggopp]

all u guys in the uk this summer hopefully!

Are you coming over then?

[Son of Cigarsmoke]

Hitler so i could stub it out in his eye lol

[celsis]

Fidel, about time we got the tax on stogies sorted. If it got to serious i'd have enjoyed a smoke and drink with Pete and Dud.

Pete and Dud's a good one. I actually met Pete in a bar in Soho in 1993 (I think) and the craic was mighty. He did, however, get quite melancholy towards the end of the evening.

He could also be quite arrogant, referring to the bar staff as "drones." He also swore like the proverbal trooper!