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Oops! Sorry, 'bout that, mate. Not to worry. It's only the NASA Sooper-Sekrit Stogie (especially thems from ISOM) Snooper and Combination Permanent Marker Eradicator at work. Y'see, on behalf of myselves, NASA developed this device to keep track of wot all you blokes were smoking so that if I espied something particular scrumptious, I would have the NASA Sturm Truppen abscond with your bounty and turn it into my booty.
Unfortunately, we haven't got quite all the wrinkles out of it yet, as you have experienced. Being satellite based, it requires quite a bit of power to snoop on you waaaaaaay down there on the ground, especially on that little, bitty island you call home. So sometimes the zeta radiation not only detects, but causes your stoogie to actually roast from the inside out. That's the crackling sound you hear. Also, it doesn't quite eradicate permanent marker. Well, not yet anyways. So far, alls it does is cause the chickens to lay square hard-boiled eggs. But we're still working on it...
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Sometimes when im smoking a cigar i can hear a crackle at the burn line.. Anyone know why? Is it an air pocket somewhere popping with the heat? 
Unfortunately, we haven't got quite all the wrinkles out of it yet, as you have experienced. Being satellite based, it requires quite a bit of power to snoop on you waaaaaaay down there on the ground, especially on that little, bitty island you call home. So sometimes the zeta radiation not only detects, but causes your stoogie to actually roast from the inside out. That's the crackling sound you hear. Also, it doesn't quite eradicate permanent marker. Well, not yet anyways. So far, alls it does is cause the chickens to lay square hard-boiled eggs. But we're still working on it...
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