arrrghhh!!!!!

[senor_robusto]

i was sorting my humidor out this morning, refilling the humidifier, arranging my cigars.......was well happy with myself! the 2 and a half year old son was sitting playing with his lego! doorbell, postman........parcel for the missus! on my return, my son had stopped playing with lego and gutted my humidor! casualties:
4 magnum 50's!
2 magnum 48's
2 dukes
1 hdm epicure especial
1 hdm epicure no. 2
3 short churchills
2 secretos....

i was gone for approx 50 secs! he stood there saying 'helping my daddy' and smiling, offering me the severed sticks! i was not angry, just very sad! totally my fault, what was i thinking? anyway, shit happens.........i'm off to kick the neighbours dog and have a good cry in my shed! i think i'll be a better man for it!

all the best,

alex

[MaledettoToscano]

All my condolences for the defunct sticks.

Might have its uses... at least if you need something to give your son a sense of guilt when he's older now you have a story to use

[rokkitsci]

You know of course...

my son had stopped playing with lego and gutted my humidor!

Certainly you are aware that you can legitimately KILL THE BOY TO DEATH and no jury in the land will convict you.

Children are quite easy to replace. The lost vitolas, however...

I mourn for their passing and offer you sincerest condolences.

[nicwing]

I think your self control does you huge credit.

Sorry for your loss!

[moidoid]

Immediately sever each and every finger and smoke them. He'll never do it again, trust me

[jdawg]

Sorry to hear that, Alex!

[jkim05]

Ouch, that's rough. Are they all totally dead or are some still smokeable?

[satch]

As you say: Aaarrrgh! Complete bummer. Condolences.

[senor_robusto]

thanks for the kind words all! i know i shouldn't have left it unattended, bloody postman.......bloody missus........bloody parcel that wasn't for me! my son was just being an inquisitive wee boy and he obviously thought he was helping me! ah well,so i can't be mad, you live and learn! they're only cigars, i've still got plenty left! had i'd been gone any longer, there would've been more casualties!!!

i guess i just gotta replace them!!!! it's only the dukes i'm bothered about, i only had the 2! ah well........

thanks again guys,

alex

[senor_robusto]

lol! no, they're totally wasted..........had there've been anything smokeable left, i wouldn't have been bothered! they were all broken in half, twisted to death........., unravelled and gutted, insides all over the place!!! a true horror picture!

alex

[navzor]

lol! no, they're totally wasted..........had there've been anything smokeable left, i wouldn't have been bothered! they were all broken in half, twisted to death........., unravelled and gutted, insides all over the place!!! a true horror picture!

Please stop! I've started feeling physically ill reading that!

Condolences. In 15 and a half years he can start repaying you

[saggel]

my condolences... I am really glad that I read you didn't got angry!!! Well done!!!

[Boss Hog]

Ooooh thats really unlucky. I feel your pain.

Still you can always replace them from his xmas and birthday money for the next year or two or if you still have the receipts from any of his xmas presents get your money back and replace them.
He has to learn how bad tobacco can be for you.

[peanutpete]

sorry to hear that Alex, i say no pocket money untill he is a least 25 years old

[whisky77]

Cold.

Ooooh thats really unlucky. I feel your pain.

Still you can always replace them from his xmas and birthday money for the next year or two or if you still have the receipts from any of his xmas presents get your money back and replace them.
He has to learn how bad tobacco can be for you.

That`s cold Boss.Cold.