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    I just saw a post on Facebook by Magali (from JJ Fox) about an aged Cohiba Lanceros she was smoking so I asked if they were in stock at JJ or from her own collection.

    She tells me that she is 'Cigar Sitting' and cat watching for someone who has gone to Cuba for the Partagas Festival.

    I would just like to point out that I am available for similar work and at very advantageous rates (I generally can only manage to smoke 3 cigars max per day).

    In these circumstances would be prepared to limit my alcohol consumption to one bottle of your vintage champagne (for breakfast) and one of your finest reds with my tea.

    I'm not a big Whisky drinker but you would probably do well to hide all but a couple of bottles of your finest port if you are going away for more than a week.

    I can handle au-pairs as part of the service so please give me a ring and I will check out my diary.

    (Please note Christmas and New Year 2009 are still available but special conditions will apply and I would probably need two au-pairs to look after me, or one and their friend would do.)

    Oh and before everyone posts and says they could do this too, it's very skilled work and I was here first so butt out!
    Nic
    Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

  • #2
    You Talkin to Me

    Thats all well and fine
    BUTT


    In case you haven't noticed
    Im incharge round here
    So take your snivling ass home
    before I do something
    stupid






    Angry man looking for a house sitter
    cigar smokers welcome
    All others
    PISSOFF

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    • #3
      You Talkin to Me

      Thats all well and fine
      BUTT

      In case you haven't noticed
      Im incharge round here
      So take your snivling ass home
      before I do something
      stupid

      BANG






      Angry man looking for a house sitter
      cigar smokers welcome
      All others
      PISSOFF

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      • #4
        What a nice position Magali finds herself in Nic

        Unfortunately, your kind offer of advantageous rates compares poorly to my generous offer of no financial reward expected and I'll kindly ask you to step aside bro'....coming through, so where are the cigars and never mind the puddycat
        "Go you good things...geddem int'ya"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by nicwing View Post

          Oh and before everyone posts and says they could do this too, it's very skilled work and I was here first so butt out!
          Oh, ok...

          I've got my eye on the cigar taster gig at the el laguito factory, anyway!!

          I just re-watched the short documentary 'The Havana' from a few years ago; great scene in the tasting room!

          Hey just a minute, I didn't know that position was up for grabs.......
          Last edited by nicwing; 17-11-2009, 01:40 PM.

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