After a hard day in the salt mine, I chose a reliable stick to help my recuperation and settle toward a
well earned break over the weekend.
I pulled a Ramon Allones Superiores from the Winadore, poured a good measure of a Barossa Sparkling red and took myself out into the patio to luxuriate in tobacco and wine ....
One thing became immediately apparent - I needed to take a whiz; no time to go back into the house.
i tip-toed around the side to the petunia bed with cigar in mouth and did what I needed to do ... but dropped the damn stick from my mouth into the stream of hot piss !!!
Panic ! Should I ?cut things short? or just have the heart attack that was uppermost in my mind.
My beautiful Cigar was ruined, I thought ....
Wet pants, heart attack avoided, stick hurriedly dried ( on my shirt) and a rush back to my chair to see what I could salvage.
Damn delicious cigar !
well earned break over the weekend.
I pulled a Ramon Allones Superiores from the Winadore, poured a good measure of a Barossa Sparkling red and took myself out into the patio to luxuriate in tobacco and wine ....
One thing became immediately apparent - I needed to take a whiz; no time to go back into the house.
i tip-toed around the side to the petunia bed with cigar in mouth and did what I needed to do ... but dropped the damn stick from my mouth into the stream of hot piss !!!
Panic ! Should I ?cut things short? or just have the heart attack that was uppermost in my mind.
My beautiful Cigar was ruined, I thought ....
Wet pants, heart attack avoided, stick hurriedly dried ( on my shirt) and a rush back to my chair to see what I could salvage.
Damn delicious cigar !
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