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  • #31
    I just had this amusing image of him pulling the cigars out of his jacket, you giving him a surprised look then punching him in the face. I'm easily pleased by my own thoughts though...

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Big Al View Post
      What country do Don Alvaro hail from HabanoSy?
      Not got a Scooby Doo Im afraid Al, sorry...

      Cheers, HabanoSy

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      • #33
        Originally posted by daverave999 View Post
        I just had this amusing image of him pulling the cigars out of his jacket, you giving him a surprised look then punching him in the face. I'm easily pleased by my own thoughts though...
        When he pulled the cigars out I hadn't showed him any of my smokes (this wasn't intentional as I didn't know he'd brought any 'smokes!!!' with him).

        I waited till after we had, had the life sucked out of us by the vile things and then I showed him some proper Puros. I think he wanted a very large hole in the ground to open up...!?!

        As for hitting him, No. I did however make him drink so much that he puked in their taxi on the way home... lol - sweet revenge.

        Cheers, HabanoSy

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        • #34
          Originally posted by daverave999 View Post
          I just had this amusing image of him pulling the cigars out of his jacket, you giving him a surprised look then punching him in the face. I'm easily pleased by my own thoughts though...
          Not something I had thought of off the top of my own head... but playing the scene through on your recommendation - it's hilarious!

          Did you show him the error of his ways though Sy? Naturally in a tactful, 'this is a real cigar' kind of way...
          My cigar review blog: The Cigar Monologues (Twitter / Facebook)
          My Company:
          Siparium Sporting

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          • #35
            Two posts in a row you've pipped me to! I see that you did show him a real cigar, as I was sure you would have done.
            My cigar review blog: The Cigar Monologues (Twitter / Facebook)
            My Company:
            Siparium Sporting

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            • #36
              Lol, you should of given him a Punch....cigar!, subtle.

              That reminds me, I was thinking about asking people to get my cigars for birthdays/Xmas as a failsafe gift. I always love a cigar gift, almost as much as money. But I was thinking....Ill have to liase with anyone whos pondering on buying me a cigar to make sure they get a good one! Can you imagine a birthday and getting a pack of 5 Guans or hamlets from the local offy.........errr
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Big Al View Post
                What country do Don Alvaro hail from HabanoSy?
                Curiously enough:

                "Don ?lvaro is a municipality located in the province of Badajoz, Extremadura, Spain" according to Wiki
                "Go you good things...geddem int'ya"

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by HabanoSy View Post
                  I waited till after we had, had the life sucked out of us by the vile things and then I showed him some proper Puros. I think he wanted a very large hole in the ground to open up...!?!
                  Aw! Perhaps he might investigate the real deal now? You never know...

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                  • #39
                    torano robusto - more taste to be had out of eating dust

                    i've had a punch punch explode on me as i cut the end off.
                    shame they so seem to be ropey as i really loved another one i had.

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                    • #40
                      Try smoking any cigar after brushing your teeth with a menthol toothpaste & rinsing with an alcohol-based mouthwash, or whilst sitting at the retirement afternoon tea party of your tee-totaller chartered accountant - why one would do any of this is beyond me but it puts the concept of 'worst cigar' somewhat into context.

                      Under what one could consider normal / usual smoking circumstances the worst cigars I remember were a Toscanelli (besides, I needed to use a foghorn to be found in the house afterwards), a Churchill and a Robusto from Don Tomas or the Toro from Luis Martinez. I could literally feel the skin peeling off my gums.

                      Oh, and once I had one rather ghastly cherry-flavoured corona from I-don't-know-who on a weekend in Manila, but I was half off my trolley & the girl who gave it to me stayed the night, so, well......

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                      • #41
                        As I've generally been quite selective with what I have bought, I haven't really had any cigars which are bad/unsmokeable. Laying aside the Henri Wintermans (as I think it would be using artistic licence to call them 'real' cigars), then I'd have to say that my worst two cigars were both at this weekend's herf.

                        One, the Monte Open Regata was the only cigar that I have ever given up on at the half-way stage. It was not nice. I knew it would be mild (which seems to be from whence a lot of the flak it gets comes from), however, it just tasted unpleasant. A real shame, as it was a gorgeous looking cigar, and I'm usually quite keen on light and relatively mild smokes.

                        The other poor showing was from an NC - a Dunhill Petit Corona. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't a bad cigar at all (I'd probably rate it in the high 70s), it was just a little bit of a disappointment. I will definitely try another Dunhill, for some reason, I just want to love them... maybe it's the British connection, or the wonderful bands... who knows?
                        My cigar review blog: The Cigar Monologues (Twitter / Facebook)
                        My Company:
                        Siparium Sporting

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Stevieboy View Post
                          Kind of agree with you Al. Almost every Punch I've ever had has been plugged. I had almost an entire box of 2003 Punch Punch that were plugged as well as a box of 2001 Black Prince. The only Punch DC I've ever had was also plugged. The frustrating thing is that when Punch smoke well they're bloody amazing. I guess I've just been unlucky :-(
                          yeah, ive had 3 punch punch, one fell apart on me, the other was plugged but the one that was ok was absolutely beautiful. im not ready to give up on punch, am going to maybe grab a box of DC or the robusto extras. the petit punch is brilliant too.

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                          • #43
                            the punches ive had have also been tunnelling pieces of shit which fail to stay alight regardless of construction
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                            • #44
                              I am surprised I did not jump into this thread before, I thought I had. I know I have mentioned this before.

                              Ignoring generic, or "gash" cigars and Jimmeh calls them, I will stick to supposed "name" cigars. Well Jimmeh had read good things about the NC brand Graycliff. There is some provenance to this brand but who cares about that!

                              We stumbled across two offerings from them. The first we tried was the The Graycliff Ch?teau Grand Cru.



                              What a load of bo**ocks this smoke is. As I said before it is best described as a fist full of loose tobacco, poor tobacco at that.

                              To get them out of our humidors we did try the other cigar we purchased from the same brand, the Graycliff Espresso.


                              For a NC it is not half bad! I have two in my humi at this moment. Not a bad social smoke at all. Well a social smoke for the sort of friend who does not warrant the company of a good Cuban, you know, somebody French.

                              T.

                              "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"

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                              • #45
                                Gurkha cigars???? Bloody awful the ones I had..
                                Love Life - Love Cigars

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