Plain packaging? No, prime minister!

[tommy]

Don't screw with my shit GOVERNMENT. that is all.

[butternutsquashpie]

Don't screw with my shit GOVERNMENT. that is all.

No one is screwing with your shitty government, Tommy! That's the problem!!

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[PeeJay]

No one is screwing with your shitty government, Tommy! That's the problem!!

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Are you being pedantic about people's grammar again Jeremy?

[butternutsquashpie]

Are you being pedantic about people's grammar again Jeremy?

Yupp!
it's ever so fun!

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[butternutsquashpie]

Okay, but seriously :
You all seem to be en accord that the packing colour looks bad.
But it's not as terrible as you think!

The centres of disease control tasked a few people to discover what the most horrendous colour (to humans) was. Thousands of dollars later, it was determined to be some murky brown-beige- shite. But they found it was TOO horrifying.
So they added some green to it. And thus, plain packaging's official gang colour was born.

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[Agricola]

Okay, but seriously :
You all seem to be en accord that the packing colour looks bad.
But it's not as terrible as you think!

The centres of disease control tasked a few people to discover what the most horrendous colour (to humans) was. Thousands of dollars later, it was determined to be some murky brown-beige- shite. But they found it was TOO horrifying.
So they added some green to it. And thus, plain packaging's official gang colour was born.

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And all the cigar counterfeiters around the world got together and partied the night away, getting high as kites on their projected profits!

Yup there are definitely a lot of people out there that love the plain packaging.

[cigarmo]

I think the question is were will it end, next plain packaged junk food and mars bars, plain packaged beer and spirits, until one day we all get powered rations from tesco

[Agricola]

I think the question is were will it end, next plain packaged junk food and mars bars, plain packaged beer and spirits, until one day we all get powered rations from tesco

I can just imagine in 50 years time, large groups of men in black leather trench coats scouring council estates with packs of alsatian dogs. Kicking down doors (no silly court orders needed anymore!) and dragging men and women off to labour camps for possession of half a Babycham.

And those are the lucky ones, the tobacco users shall have to go on the run. Constantly hunted and tracked through their RFID chips implanted at birth by decree of El Presidente!

HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!

HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!

HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!

THE STATE IS MOTHER!

THE STATE IS FATHER!

THE STATE IS EVERYTHING!

HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!

[PeeJay]

Lets hope the government read the Daily Mail too

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2650339/59-million-cigarettes-sold-year-plain-packaging.html

[ValeTudoGuy]

I can just imagine in 50 years time, large groups of men in black leather trench coats scouring council estates with packs of alsatian dogs. Kicking down doors (no silly court orders needed anymore!) and dragging men and women off to labour camps for possession of half a Babycham.

And those are the lucky ones, the tobacco users shall have to go on the run. Constantly hunted and tracked through their RFID chips implanted at birth by decree of El Presidente!

HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!

HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!

HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!

THE STATE IS MOTHER!

THE STATE IS FATHER!

THE STATE IS EVERYTHING!

HAIL EL PRESIDENTE!

Sound's like you need to get cracking with the short story!