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    America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
    Since it?s going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing 150 pound or less.
    The American approaches the NASA board and asks to take his 125 lb wife. They approve.
    The Japanese astronaut says, ?I?ve always wanted to learn Greek. I want 150 lbs of books to learn Greek with.? The NASA board approves.
    The Russian astronaut thinks for a second and says, ?It?s gonna be two years up there. I want 150 pounds of the best Cuban cigars ever made.? Again, NASA Okays it.
    Two years later, the shuttle lands and everyone is gathered outside the shuttle to see what each astronaut got out of his personal entertainment.
    Well, it?s obvious what the American?s been up to, He and his wife are each holding an infant. The crowd cheers.
    The Japanese astronaut steps out and makes a 10 minute speech in absolutely perfect Greek. The crowd doesn?t understand a word of it, but they?re impressed and they cheer.
    The Russian astronaut stomps out, clenches the podium until his knuckles turn white, glares at the first row waving a chewed up cigar at them and says:
    ?Anybody got a match??
    I'm sure there are greater things in life than a fine cigar ........... but right now I can't think what they might be.

  • #2
    Good one.
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    Licky Licky before Sticky Sticky. - Puff Scotty 22/03/14

    Originally posted by PeeJay
    I get longing looks from guys walking past

    Originally posted by butternutsquashpie
    A purge follows a rapid puffing session.

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    • #3
      not bad

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      • #4
        Haha very good

        Sent from my GT-I8190N using Tapatalk

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        • #5
          Sound's look very good, now i am joking....

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          • #6
            A good start, can't say I know any cigar jokes, anyone got some more?
            Simon Bolivar: Liberator of Bolivia, Ecuador, Peru & Venezuela.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Simon Bolivar View Post
              A good start, can't say I know any cigar jokes, anyone got some more?
              guantanamera !! Boom boom

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              • #8
                I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.


                Clothes, but no cigar.
                Licky Licky before Sticky Sticky. - Puff Scotty 22/03/14

                Originally posted by PeeJay
                I get longing looks from guys walking past

                Originally posted by butternutsquashpie
                A purge follows a rapid puffing session.

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                • #9
                  It's the way you tell em
                  Cigars & Forums mean all things to all men !

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                  • #10
                    +1
                    Simon Bolivar: Liberator of Bolivia, Ecuador, Peru & Venezuela.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ValeTudoGuy View Post
                      I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.


                      Clothes, but no cigar.
                      That's brilliant. Just told the wife who groaned appropriately

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