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  • #16
    Originally posted by H4rty82 View Post
    Keep the peace... buy a dog... sling the turds over the fence. Job Done!
    bwahahahahahaha

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsXB9AK58So Yeah I know it's rude and in bad taste but it does make me laugh,sorry
    "The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana cigar."

    Evelyn Waugh

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    • #17
      Maybe I'll get me one of them sticks.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Vortigan View Post
        bwahahahahahaha

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsXB9AK58So Yeah I know it's rude and in bad taste but it does make me laugh,sorry

        Haha Very good!

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        • #19
          May i commend you in your gentlemanly manner. If that was north of the border it would have been a whole different scenario!

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          • #20
            Bouncers at recent bar said they hated the smell. First time I've come across that. Oh and some bar maids in Gib complaining about their eyes (tbh there was a lot of smoke!).

            My neighbour can go do one.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Bigboned View Post
              Stop messing about! He already understood that its your garden etc etc tell him stop farting, or cooking with window open, bbq'ing , playing music or just plain touching your wall and speaking over your garden and get back inside his gaff before you knock him out and shoot his dog.

              Scumbag fag smokers have some cheek

              Or alternatively invite him round let him try a real smoke, get him hooked make him buy a humi and box share stash with you so he spends all his dosh, mrs divorces him, takes the kids and he has no feckin garden to reek out!!

              Prick
              Deffo the best advise

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              oh and following on from vortigan -http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=WoQAJa_C0PE

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Wardjrz View Post
                Has anyone had similar experiences? And does anyone know the smokiest cigars available to buy.......
                Yes. Every time I smoke in the conservatory if Christine's home. Even with the doors closed she says the smell gets through. She doesn't always complain too bitterly, admitting to even liking some on occasion.

                Smokey cigars? Forget Cubans, NCs give out far greater volumes of smoke. I remember smoking one of the smaller Tatuaje (can't remember which, but I reviewed it I think) it was like a factory chimney!
                If you want to, you can.
                And, if you can, you must!

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                • #23
                  +1 for the NC for smoke output try LP no9, T52 or undercrown.

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                  • #24
                    My neighbour, a rude, unhelpful and intolerably nosy little man, once complained about the smell of my cigar while I was sat in my garden.

                    In response I told him to ensure all his doors and windows were closed before his wife started cooking, because the smell gave me migraines...

                    Not only has he stopped complaining, he doesn't even talk to me any more. What I would call a right result.

                    I don't want to impose my cigar smoke on anyone, but it is a question of who asks and the way they approach the subject...

                    JM
                    UK Cigar Smokers Club http://www.cigars.co.uk

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                    • #25
                      I'm trying that. Unfortunately he hasn't got a wife (due to him being an incredible asshole), but I'm sure I'll figure something else out.

                      Oh and he parked across my drive this afternoon, which didn't please me much.

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                      • #26
                        Back when I was a student, was smoking a cigar in my little courtyard that backed onto an alleyway when my neighbour appeared and moaned about the smell of cigars ruining her life. Seeing as how this was the first time I had ever smoked a cigar in this spot (in 3 months of living there)....

                        I may have said "The bull**** coming out of your mouth is ruining my cigar, kindly leave me alone."


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                        "What is a cloud? It's water vapour."
                        Larry Ellison

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by daniel2001 View Post
                          I may have said "The bull**** coming out of your mouth is ruining my cigar, kindly leave me alone."
                          Haha love that!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by H4rty82 View Post
                            Haha love that!
                            The look on her face was certainly worth it.
                            "What is a cloud? It's water vapour."
                            Larry Ellison

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                            • #29
                              Slightly off topic. I was a patient at clinical exams yesterday, I was wearing a Tshirt saying let the "pork see the chop" (think Paddy McGuinnis off take me out). One of the examiners came up to me and said "as a vegetarian that t shirt offends me". I replied that "as a vegetarian she offended me". Fingers crossed she is never my examiner!!
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                              • #30
                                perhaps we should all have some of these to hand out to the moaning minnies

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